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We Are Out of Lemons...Bring Cake & Fork: Existential Crisis Optional- Philosophical Comedy

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We Are Out of Lemons...Bring Cake & Fork: Existential Crisis Optional- Philosophical Comedy

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What happens when the lemons run out and the cakes start talking back?

Welcome to the hilariously heartfelt world of “Let Them Eat Waffles: Tales from the Existential Bake Sale”—the third installment in the beloved Lemons Trilogy. From spiritual pancake retreats and AI dating apps for dessert lovers, to chaotic bake-offs and calendar-proof goggles, this book is a warm, witty slice of life—iced with satire and sprinkled with absurdity.
Join Harry—retired philosopher of benches—as he tries (again) to leave it all behind, only to be stopped by a chocolate gateau named Clarence. Meet a cast of lovable oddballs including a man suing red velvet cake, a teen swiping for pie, and a cult convinced cupcakes are spies.

This is a laugh-out-loud, feel-good exploration of identity, purpose, and dessert-induced enlightenment. Perfect for fans of The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, Good Omens, or anyone who’s ever whispered “Is this muffin…sentient?”
Because sometimes, when life gives you nothing, you make waffles.

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